Poker, it is one of the greatest games played by moustached men everywhere. Having a moustache while playing poker can help disguise your next move during the game, distract non-moustached people of our sheer awesomeness of our ’stashes, and it also appeals to the ladies

While playing poker at one of the greatest tournaments in the world: The Moustache Poker Finals. I finally was dealt the greatest hand, the royal flush. But when looking closer at my cards, I noticed that one of the cards looked kinda odd. One of the kings in the suites is a traitor to the moustache world, the King of Hearts… HE DOES NOT HAVE A MOUSTASHE!

I thought maybe that this have been a mistake, a misprint, or a worn card. I went though other decks I had around the house, and they all have the same thing. What kind of mockery is this?!? Am I delusional?!! This must be some kind of conspiracy by the Anti-Moustashe League? Did the card companies go into association with the straight razor companies? We need to investigate further to find out the bottom of this conundrum.

What do you quys think is the cause of these shenanigans?