Music, it is something we all have in common. Moustaches, its something we don’t all have in common. When you put the two together, an image is burned into the mind, the power of the musician and the power of the moustache together is maximum power. I’m sure we could all think of 10 or more musicians with moustaches, but we here at Brash Stache are only able to honor the best of the best. Hit the JUMP! (Van Halen)

THE TOP 10

10. Prince & Little Richard

These guys tie for #10. Although their music is bold and funky, their moustaches however are not. The drawn on pencil look just never works for anyone, the person with it and the people who have to see it as you accept your award for girly moustaches.

9. James Hetfield

Butt Rocker, Fu-Manchu, Biker-Style. See Also: Lemmy…

8. Jimi Hendrix

If this Top 10 was based on sheer coolness, this guy would be #1, but it’s a moustache top 10. Jimi rocked the moustache, but it never reach its full potential, unfortunately just like his career. He created brilliant music and left behind a rock legacy. I always wonder what he would have accomplished.

7. Stevie Wonder

Stevie is awesome!! In his youth he had a more traditional moustache. It seems to have grown into some sort of mangina on his face. If you notice it goes all the way around his mouth, its a mouth-stache….impressive!

6. The Beatles

3 outta 4….thats pretty good stacheness. The Beatles became famous with their boyish looks and Rock & Roll devil music that swooned all the ladies with some sort of voodoo by Lucifer himself. Later on, after becoming apemen, walruses, and riding a yellow submarine, they became moustached crazies on all sorts of trips! I AM THE APEMAN!

5. Carlos Santana

Although Santana did that horrible song with Rob Thomas ( <— I would punch him in the neck) and pretty much that whole album sucked (”Supernatural”), he redeems himself with his boxcar of a moustache. Let’s not forget, before he decided to join the mainstream crap, he gave us great music.

4. John Oates

Without no John there is no Hall & Oates, and I can’t go far that, noooohhoohh, no can do. The masterminds behind Maneater, Kiss On My List, Private Eyes, I Can’t Go For That….the list just goes on. If you don’t have this CD, get it.

3. Slick Rick

Not only has Slick Rick maintained a moustache for as long as I’ve known, he has an eye-patch to boot, thats just completely awesome. This guy is a real gansta, he raps about killing and then goes to jail for it, self-incriminating evidence style. Not only did he go to jail, he rapped on a CD from jail!! You don’t see any of these MTV Cribs rappers actually representing anything they rap about. Slick ain’t about no facade.

2. Freddie Mercury

Wow, this picture is priceless. If you asked someone to name a musician with a moustache, I’m sure Freddie or “the lead singer of Queen” would be a popular answer. It’s almost as if there is a little trademark symbol next to it.

and…..drumroll

1. Frank Zappa

Just look at him, tending to his moustache with care. Always offensively bold, always presumptuously daring. Frank Zappa knew no bounds, and he rocked, while rocking the moustache! Tally Ho!