Poker, it is one of the greatest games played by moustached men everywhere. Having a moustache while playing poker can help disguise your next move during the game, distract non-moustached people of our sheer awesomeness of our ’stashes, and it also appeals to the ladies 
While playing poker at one of the greatest tournaments in the world: The Moustache Poker Finals. I finally was dealt the greatest hand, the royal flush. But when looking closer at my cards, I noticed that one of the cards looked kinda odd. One of the kings in the suites is a traitor to the moustache world, the King of Hearts… HE DOES NOT HAVE A MOUSTASHE!
I thought maybe that this have been a mistake, a misprint, or a worn card. I went though other decks I had around the house, and they all have the same thing. What kind of mockery is this?!? Am I delusional?!! This must be some kind of conspiracy by the Anti-Moustashe League? Did the card companies go into association with the straight razor companies? We need to investigate further to find out the bottom of this conundrum.
What do you quys think is the cause of these shenanigans?
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2 comments
Well,
The King of Hearts is pretty much a pussy….I mean, he looks like he is about to cry! and he is stabbing himself in the head probably over some women…..probably that scandalous Queen of Spades. He doesn’t even look worthy of a moustache, what a pathetic wimp.
comment by Rick Royce — May 6, 2008 @ 12:16 pm
I’m pretty sure all the kings are symbolic of real kings through history. The king of hearts is Caesar, who was stabbed to death, hence the extra hand and the sword stabbing him in the back, but you’re right. He does not have a mustache. I believe that makes him less kingly, and more dead.
comment by Bucky Jones — May 13, 2008 @ 12:00 am