Well, the month is over, and although the turnout started out good, the fails didn’t seem to stop. It began with a dream, a dream that one day we could all look back on these pictures, not unlike a moustachioed picture of your father, and be proud, proclaiming, “That is when I had a moustache.” But it seems that integrity and dignity are no longer valued in this day and age. I myself was technically disqualified by myself. It seems that one man, with brawn and might, battled through from 1st to 31st unashamed and usurped his place as grand champion and honorary “Brash Moustache”. My regards to Dirk Manley in his unequivocal position as #1. Runners up included Berman McBurly, Methusela Jones, and I - Rick Royce. Unfortunately I have no thanks for those that did not make it. You have besmirched yourself and your family. Tally HO!
GRAND CHAMPION!!! CONGRATULATIONS!
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2 comments
That drink is illegal in 9 states, the margarita glass is just big enough to fit a chopped up dead hooker, it was a massive drink indeed! Only men with mustaches are allowed to order it.
comment by Berman Mcburly — June 2, 2008 @ 2:36 pm
It turns out if you go to a Mexican restaurant and order your food with a “bigote” you get twice as much food as you paid for. It seems that American culture has not equally embraced the cultural honor that is the moustache.
comment by Rick Royce — June 2, 2008 @ 2:40 pm